First things first...I usually like first things third...

Welcome to my blog. As long as I don't dissapear up my own arse on this site you'll hopefully be able to read about my fun and frolics in Japan at your free will rather than my musings littering your box (thats of the email variety.) I'll be offering plentiful servings of anicdotes, observations, gripes and rants. You'll be reading out of morbid curiosity/hope of something scandelous to be learned. Probably. Enjoy. We're at the top, we're going higher.