My english speaky good

The more Japanese I learn the more I realise its utterly untranslatable to english and vise versa, rendering my job here somewhat useless. Furthermore I am finding myself using innane phrases such as "a little changed" and "anything OKOK," therefore entering the dark and hazy world of japlish, a place where the language you've used without a second thought all your life suddenly becomes nonesensical and inexplicable. Why is the past tense of go went anyway? Damn japanese for being so logical.