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Your Simpsons personality is.... Sideshow Bob

Horoscope: The bad news is that you're going to the. And by "the", we mean "die"--slowly and painfully. Somebody you know is planning to disembowel you. Wait, no... not disembowel... gut you. It will happen when you least expect it; perhaps when you are enjoying the amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sontag in the Review of Books; perhaps when you are smoking a cigarette and watching a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that will never once make you want to retch; perhaps he will simply place a sharp rake in your path. Before you are killed, however, you'll have some excitement when your murderer chases you in his car, although it will seem a little tacked on.

To find out which Simpsons character matches your personality, go to:

The Official* Simpsons Personality Quiz