To Do List
Buzzing about my upcoming trip home. Hoping to complete the following:
-Go to a comedy club
-Go to a gig (be it for a decent band or any old crap)
-Watch soaps and drink tea
-Wear shoes inside (haha!)
-NOT bore people about japan too much
-NOT argue with my mother (hmm lets see how that goes)
-Go shopping. many times.
-Talk about something filthy knowing someone os over hearing in a public place(sam and lu, up for a repeat preformance of pizza express last year..or was it the year before?was so gross my brother left and game his food to a tramp haha)
-Sink back into my native tongues and use phrases like "do you want owt or nowt?" as much as possible
-Piss in a bin
-Go to a beer garden in the afternoon and last the whole day
-Eat beans, bacon, cadburys chocolate, cornflakes (with propher milk!) and walkers crisps until they ooze out of my ears and eye sockets
-Take lots of pictures of things Japanese people will find funny/shocking (just about everything then)
-See lots of films
-Dance until I pass out at an indie club/in my house/in ashton market, wherever really
-Spend lots of times with my lovely pals
-Make an effort to see my family, even the mean ones noone likes/talks to
-Not get angry when my gran says things like "oooh dont they eat raw dog in china?"ect
-Oblige in the traditional after pub kebab/pizza/puke
-Go and watch a footie game
-Cook something japanesey for my family even though they won't eat it
-Not slip any Japanese into the conversation (unless by demand/totally by accident/intoxication)
-Have a bath in a propher bath
THE END! any you feel I've overlooked, do tell!
posted by Kat @ 3:02 pm
6 Comments:
AH, beer gardens - Heaven on earth!
Have one for me.
The karaoke selection was not as good in Austin. But Kirk found many of his standards.
I didn't know you were going home. Don't puke, pass out, and piss in a bin on the same night.
i can't wait to hear of stories from your mom and grandma upon returning!
Haha! As good old Droylsden High School would sing...(it's like)"Learning to be English, in a jolly old english way. We'll mind our P's and Q's and muse on places far away..." Think Mr Tupman and a bad german accent! I can't wait for you to touch down, my newly painted banner is drying as we speak!x
matt-ill have more than one luv
sarah-heres a good one in a an email from my mum the other day- "i read an article about a women who taught english in japan for two years in japan then rescued homeless dogs. dont let this happen to you" (?!)
spamala-worryingly i remember most of the words to that song too! ill do my best luv!
Nice list. I too am returning to the nest this Christmas as I have already spent two Chrissies here in Nippon. Mate a kebab would be awesome right now. My list will differ somewhat as it will be summer.... :P
Thanks for the nickname....I think? ;)
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