J-Pop- Anyone Can Do It!

Only in Japan part 1937

Follow these simple steps to create your own multi-million selling J-Pop band

Step 1. Give yourself a ridiculous name (in English)
Seriously anything will do-learn from the famous ones:
The completely baffling (B'z,Rip Slyme, SMAP)
...to the trying to be hard (Def Tec, nobodyknows)
...to the mildly worrying that almost sounds like something you'd get arrested for (Mr Children, Bump of Chicken, Scoop on Somebody)

Step2. Insert the following Japanese words as you see fit: hitori/futari (one person/two people)
hana (flower)
kokoro (heart)
kimi (you to people lower than you)
daisuki (like)
isshou (together)
yume (dream)

Step 3 And then add the following basterdised English ones:
ruvuruvu (love)
nisu bodiii (nice body)
bayybee (baby)
garu(girl)
boiii(boy)

Step4Half way through the song add a nonsensical English phrase. Grammer, logicality or sanity need not apply. Some examples:
"I can stop music i can stop stupid"
"Going going crazy monkey world"-Orange Range
"Dear my lovely pain"-B'z
"Enjoy, Its joy!"-Nobodyknows
"Bang!bang!bang!Go now!"-SMAP
"Hang in there body, clap your hands"-Dragon Ash

Its really that easy!